Part: 2 of 2
Characters: SooYeon (original), SooYeon's mum, LeeTeuk aka JungSu , YeSung aka JongWoon, ShinDong, SungMin, EunHyuk aka HyukJae, DongHae, SiWon, RyeoWook, KyuHyun
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior, no matter how much I want to. I do own SooYeon though. :3 It was originally meant to be a oneshot, but it got too long so it's now going to be a twoshot.
Summary: 9 out of 13 SuJu boys get bored and decide to invade SooYeon's house, for better or for worse.
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"What time is it now, hyung?" RyeoWook oppa lies on his back, hands behind his head, staring at the ceiling.
"Which hyung are you talking to, Wookie?" asks JongWoon oppa cheekily. "2PM," HyukJae oppa answers at the same time.
"That's so not funny, HyukJae oppa," I say, frowning. "Does it even look like it's daylight outside?"
"I was only kidding SooYeonnie," HyukJae oppa glares at me. "Stop being so literal." He rolls over on to his stomach and rests his chin on his arms, staring at me. "I bet you're one of those girls who protested in front of the JYP building and joined the flash mob. I bet you're boycotting 2PM and you want JaeBeom back. Right?"
The others stare at him with raised eyebrows. "HyukJae, what are you on about ?" asks JungSu oppa, bewildered.
"HyukJae oppa, if it makes you feel better, I'll go protest in front of SM building, join a flash mob for HanKyung, KiBum and KangIn oppa and boycott Super Junior for a while, alright? No need to be jealous," I reply with a completely straight face. The others roll around laughing, HyukJae oppa included.
"You're not serious about that, are you SooYeonnie?" RyeoWook oppa suddenly asks with a scared expression when everyone stops for breath.
Of course, that just starts everyone off again.
"Let's play truth or dare!" DongHae oppa proclaims when everyone manages to take it down a notch.
"What are you, ten?" ShinDong oppa retorts as the others start cheering. I crack a small smile as he looks blankly around. "Aishh, you kids..."
They all gather into a circle on the floor, SiWon oppa and JungSu oppa pushing the sofa back against the wall and carrying the coffee table to safety before it gets broken (and knowing Super Junior JongWoon oppa, it's most likely going to be broken if it stays in the center of the room), while I get a bottle from the kitchen to spin on the ground.
"Break that and you'll never be able to come over again," I say as a precaution as I set it down in the middle of the circle, then look around for somewhere for me to sit. KyuHyun oppa and SungMin oppa grin up at me from their positions on the floor. Oh come on, there's got to be somewhere else for me to sit...
"Come on SooYeonnie, hurry up, DongHae hyung's excitement is disappearing," KyuHyun oppa pats the ground next to him, looking like he's going to grow a poodle tail and ears to match his eyes. Oh God KyuHyun oppa, please don't give me that look ever again, I'm going to have nightmares.
Ah whatever. I won't die from sitting next to him for a few minutes. I plonk myself down next to him. "Yay, now we can start!" HyukJae oppa cheers. He hands the bottle to JungSu oppa. "Teukie hyung can have the honours."
JungSu oppa spins the bottle, and it comes to rest on SungMin oppa. "SungMinnie, truth or dare?" he grins, dimples all aglow. Well, he's clearly excited.
"Dare!" SungMin oppa squeals happily, hugging his pillow.
"Okay, I dare you to... kiss SooYeon on the cheek !"
"OH HELL NO !" I yell, jumping up from the floor. I try running, but DongHae oppa and KyuHyun oppa have jumped up from their seats at the speed of light and drag me back down to the floor.
"You're not going anywhere, SooYeonnie," says KyuHyun oppa with an evil grin and a wink as he sits triumphantly on me. I feel like a rib is gonna break and pop out of my chest soon.
"SungMin oppa, please get it over and done with and save me from KyuHyun oppa before I bust a rib or die from suffocation," I manage to wheeze out. DongHae oppa immediately pushes KyuHyun oppa off me, and I can feel the air whistling into my lungs. Remind me not to get into any pushy/physical fights with KyuHyun oppa anytime soon.
I screw up my face in anticipation of SungMin oppa's kiss. And then I hear a camera click. I open my eyes to see KyuHyun, HyukJae, DongHae and SungMin oppas rolling around the floor, sounding like cats being strangled. I spy a camera in KyuHyun oppa's hand. GREAT.
"That is so not funny !" I exclaim, refraining from smacking myself on the head. I could kill them right now, I really could. I get up to leave, glaring at them.
"Oh, SooYeonnie !" SungMin oppa bounds upwards. "Don't go ! We're sorry !" He grabs me and places a smacker of a kiss on my cheek. It's got so much power that I'm momentarily knocked aside. The remaining members who aren't dying stare at both of us, shock written on their face. I turn my head to SungMin oppa, still in my knocked-aside position, to find him grinning sheepishly at me.
"Well, I guess that wasn't as bad as I expected," I manage to concede, though my brain and internal organs are slowly catching fire and dying a slow death. Thank GOD it wasn't KyuHyun oppa who got dared.
Relief breaks on to JungSu and SiWon oppa's faces. JongWoon oppa turns to whack the others and tell them to shut up and get back into position. I sigh and re-take my place between KyuHyun and SungMin oppa, resting my head on the floor, cursing my sleeping mother for letting Super Junior stay over.
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Finally. Silence. Peace. Not counting the silently snoring body of my mother next to me, this is the quietest time I've had since Super Junior arrived almost 3 hours ago. I'm just grateful that I've managed to survive the craziness. This silence must be my reward for being so good.
I close my eyes, only to see JongWoon oppa in my head, face illuminated by a yellowish light, holding what looks like a giant bag of sweets in front of him and grinning like a vampire who's just found a fresh vat of blood. I hastily snap my eyes open. Their haunting my dreams too !
I pick up my phone, and find that KyuHyun oppa is still online.
sooyeonnnnn ! says: Why are you still online ? ㅠ____ㅠThe freak. He's obviously got a very disturbed mind. Needs professional help, that one. Hey look, JungSu oppa's online too. Man, they never sleep do they ?
dragonkyu_2388 says: ...
sooyeonnnnn ! says: What are you doing ?
dragonkyu_2388 says: Why, are you looking for a fight ? ㅋㅋㅋ
sooyeonnnnn ! says: ... what the hell ?!
dragonkyu_2388 has gone offline.
sooyeonnnnn ! says: Teukie oppa, what are you doing ?Okay, I'm going to go see what they're up to, before I wake up with a smoking house, or no house at all. I sneak a look at the time. 1.15AM. Sigh. Those guys are going to get it when I wake up with dark circles. I'll make sure they don't get even a second of peace.
special1004 says: Helloo SooYeonnie ! :)
sooyeonnnnn ! says: ... You're just across the hall from me. And you just saw me like 15 minutes ago.
special1004 says: Well, it's nice to be happy all the time, no matter how far apart we've been
sooyeonnnnn ! says: ... What are you guys up to ?
special1004 says: Good night SooYeonnie, we'll see you tomorrow morning !
special1004 has gone offline.
I silently pad out of my mother's room and poke my head into my room. Ex-room that is. I can't see anything in the darkness, so I flick on the light, expecting to see oppas KyuHyun, SungMin, DongHae and HyukJae snoring their heads off. But no such luck. My room is completely empty. Great. Awesome. Praise the Gods. The most playful members of Super Junior are running around my house, unattended. Better check on the others, which is totally JungSu oppa's job. Why am I suddenly the SuJu leader ?!
I can see some bumps in the darkness, so there's definitely something in here. I cautiously turn on the light to reveal soundly sleeping oppas RyeoWook, SiWon and ShinDong. Where the heck are JongWoon and JungSu oppa ?
I tiptoe down the stair, watching my step. I admit, I am a klutz sometimes, and even worse with the lights all off. I survey the living room. Nothing there. I make my way into the dining room. No living things there either. Where else could they be ?
I close my eyes and see JongWoon oppa again, this time grinning happily as he watches a chocolate bar fly through the air. I snap my eyes open. What the hell ?! My imagination's going crazy. I'M going crazy.
Suddenly I hear soft rustling, and I whip my head in the direction of the sound. The... kitchen ? Nope, no one there. Well, good to know they're not raiding the fridge. A slight creak grabs my attention and I turn to the... laundry room door ? Pfft, as if 6 grown men can fit in the laundry room ! But they're Super Junior. They can do anything. At least, they think they can.
I wrench open the laundry room door, turning on the light. HyukJae oppa's startled face stares back at me. I try pushing the door open, but something's blocking it. I poke my head around and see DongHae and KyuHyun oppa squashed between the door and the wall. Whoops !
"Okay, what -?" I start, but HyukJae oppa shushes me, putting a finger to his lips and jumping up to close the door.
"Go back to sleep, SooYeonnie, don't need to worry about us," says SungMin oppa cheerfully, trying unsuccessfully to hide the bag of candy behind him. JongWoon oppa playfully flaps his hand at me, chewing frantically on the gummy that's in his mouth. Seriously, these guys must think I'm blind or something.
"Hey, I want in," I suddenly say. Wow. Did I really say that ? Must be JungSu oppa's weird saying. I guess I should be more cheerful when I'm with them. Might as well give it a shot, I suppose. I hope I don't regret this.
The 4 members who aren't currently being squashed behind the door by me stare, open mouthed, frozen with shock.
Then JungSu oppa smiles widely, exhibiting his dimples. He nods, and HyukJae switches off the light behind me, pulls me into the darkness, and closes the door.
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