A Night With Super Junior [Part 2]

Title: A Night With Super Junior
Part: 2 of 2
Characters: SooYeon (original), SooYeon's mum, LeeTeuk aka JungSu , YeSung aka JongWoon, ShinDong, SungMin, EunHyuk aka HyukJae, DongHae, SiWon, RyeoWook, KyuHyun
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior, no matter how much I want to. I do own SooYeon though. :3 It was originally meant to be a oneshot, but it got too long so it's now going to be a twoshot.
Summary: 9 out of 13 SuJu boys get bored and decide to invade SooYeon's house, for better or for worse.

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"What time is it now, hyung?" RyeoWook oppa lies on his back, hands behind his head, staring at the ceiling.

"Which hyung are you talking to, Wookie?" asks JongWoon oppa cheekily. "2PM," HyukJae oppa answers at the same time.

"That's so not funny, HyukJae oppa," I say, frowning. "Does it even look like it's daylight outside?"

"I was only kidding SooYeonnie," HyukJae oppa glares at me. "Stop being so literal." He rolls over on to his stomach and rests his chin on his arms, staring at me. "I bet you're one of those girls who protested in front of the JYP building and joined the flash mob. I bet you're boycotting 2PM and you want JaeBeom back. Right?"

The others stare at him with raised eyebrows. "HyukJae, what are you on about ?" asks JungSu oppa, bewildered.

"HyukJae oppa, if it makes you feel better, I'll go protest in front of SM building, join a flash mob for HanKyung, KiBum and KangIn oppa and boycott Super Junior for a while, alright? No need to be jealous," I reply with a completely straight face. The others roll around laughing, HyukJae oppa included.

"You're not serious about that, are you SooYeonnie?" RyeoWook oppa suddenly asks with a scared expression when everyone stops for breath.

Of course, that just starts everyone off again.

"Let's play truth or dare!" DongHae oppa proclaims when everyone manages to take it down a notch.

"What are you, ten?" ShinDong oppa retorts as the others start cheering. I crack a small smile as he looks blankly around. "Aishh, you kids..."

They all gather into a circle on the floor, SiWon oppa and JungSu oppa pushing the sofa back against the wall and carrying the coffee table to safety before it gets broken (and knowing Super Junior JongWoon oppa, it's most likely going to be broken if it stays in the center of the room), while I get a bottle from the kitchen to spin on the ground.

"Break that and you'll never be able to come over again," I say as a precaution as I set it down in the middle of the circle, then look around for somewhere for me to sit. KyuHyun oppa and SungMin oppa grin up at me from their positions on the floor. Oh come on, there's got to be somewhere else for me to sit...

"Come on SooYeonnie, hurry up, DongHae hyung's excitement is disappearing," KyuHyun oppa pats the ground next to him, looking like he's going to grow a poodle tail and ears to match his eyes. Oh God KyuHyun oppa, please don't give me that look ever again, I'm going to have nightmares.

Ah whatever. I won't die from sitting next to him for a few minutes. I plonk myself down next to him. "Yay, now we can start!" HyukJae oppa cheers. He hands the bottle to JungSu oppa. "Teukie hyung can have the honours."

JungSu oppa spins the bottle, and it comes to rest on SungMin oppa. "SungMinnie, truth or dare?" he grins, dimples all aglow. Well, he's clearly excited.

"Dare!" SungMin oppa squeals happily, hugging his pillow.

"Okay, I dare you to... kiss SooYeon on the cheek !"

"OH HELL NO !" I yell, jumping up from the floor. I try running, but DongHae oppa and KyuHyun oppa have jumped up from their seats at the speed of light and drag me back down to the floor.

"You're not going anywhere, SooYeonnie," says KyuHyun oppa with an evil grin and a wink as he sits triumphantly on me. I feel like a rib is gonna break and pop out of my chest soon.

"SungMin oppa, please get it over and done with and save me from KyuHyun oppa before I bust a rib or die from suffocation," I manage to wheeze out. DongHae oppa immediately pushes KyuHyun oppa off me, and I can feel the air whistling into my lungs. Remind me not to get into any pushy/physical fights with KyuHyun oppa anytime soon.

I screw up my face in anticipation of SungMin oppa's kiss. And then I hear a camera click. I open my eyes to see KyuHyun, HyukJae, DongHae and SungMin oppas rolling around the floor, sounding like cats being strangled. I spy a camera in KyuHyun oppa's hand. GREAT.

"That is so not funny !" I exclaim, refraining from smacking myself on the head. I could kill them right now, I really could. I get up to leave, glaring at them.

"Oh, SooYeonnie !" SungMin oppa bounds upwards. "Don't go ! We're sorry !" He grabs me and places a smacker of a kiss on my cheek. It's got so much power that I'm momentarily knocked aside. The remaining members who aren't dying stare at both of us, shock written on their face. I turn my head to SungMin oppa, still in my knocked-aside position, to find him grinning sheepishly at me.

"Well, I guess that wasn't as bad as I expected," I manage to concede, though my brain and internal organs are slowly catching fire and dying a slow death. Thank GOD it wasn't KyuHyun oppa who got dared.

Relief breaks on to JungSu and SiWon oppa's faces. JongWoon oppa turns to whack the others and tell them to shut up and get back into position. I sigh and re-take my place between KyuHyun and SungMin oppa, resting my head on the floor, cursing my sleeping mother for letting Super Junior stay over.

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Finally. Silence. Peace. Not counting the silently snoring body of my mother next to me, this is the quietest time I've had since Super Junior arrived almost 3 hours ago. I'm just grateful that I've managed to survive the craziness. This silence must be my reward for being so good.

I close my eyes, only to see JongWoon oppa in my head, face illuminated by a yellowish light, holding what looks like a giant bag of sweets in front of him and grinning like a vampire who's just found a fresh vat of blood. I hastily snap my eyes open. Their haunting my dreams too !

I pick up my phone, and find that KyuHyun oppa is still online.

sooyeonnnnn ! says: Why are you still online ? ㅠ____ㅠ
dragonkyu_2388 says: ...
sooyeonnnnn ! says: What are you doing ?
dragonkyu_2388 says: Why, are you looking for a fight ? ㅋㅋㅋ
sooyeonnnnn ! says: ... what the hell ?!
dragonkyu_2388 has gone offline.

The freak. He's obviously got a very disturbed mind. Needs professional help, that one. Hey look, JungSu oppa's online too. Man, they never sleep do they ?

sooyeonnnnn ! says: Teukie oppa, what are you doing ?
special1004 says: Helloo SooYeonnie ! :)
sooyeonnnnn ! says: ... You're just across the hall from me. And you just saw me like 15 minutes ago.
special1004 says: Well, it's nice to be happy all the time, no matter how far apart we've been
sooyeonnnnn ! says: ... What are you guys up to ?
special1004 says: Good night SooYeonnie, we'll see you tomorrow morning !
special1004 has gone offline.

Okay, I'm going to go see what they're up to, before I wake up with a smoking house, or no house at all. I sneak a look at the time. 1.15AM. Sigh. Those guys are going to get it when I wake up with dark circles. I'll make sure they don't get even a second of peace.

I silently pad out of my mother's room and poke my head into my room. Ex-room that is. I can't see anything in the darkness, so I flick on the light, expecting to see oppas KyuHyun, SungMin, DongHae and HyukJae snoring their heads off. But no such luck. My room is completely empty. Great. Awesome. Praise the Gods. The most playful members of Super Junior are running around my house, unattended. Better check on the others, which is totally JungSu oppa's job. Why am I suddenly the SuJu leader ?!

I can see some bumps in the darkness, so there's definitely something in here. I cautiously turn on the light to reveal soundly sleeping oppas RyeoWook, SiWon and ShinDong. Where the heck are JongWoon and JungSu oppa ?

I tiptoe down the stair, watching my step. I admit, I am a klutz sometimes, and even worse with the lights all off. I survey the living room. Nothing there. I make my way into the dining room. No living things there either. Where else could they be ?

I close my eyes and see JongWoon oppa again, this time grinning happily as he watches a chocolate bar fly through the air. I snap my eyes open. What the hell ?! My imagination's going crazy. I'M going crazy.

Suddenly I hear soft rustling, and I whip my head in the direction of the sound. The... kitchen ? Nope, no one there. Well, good to know they're not raiding the fridge. A slight creak grabs my attention and I turn to the... laundry room door ? Pfft, as if 6 grown men can fit in the laundry room ! But they're Super Junior. They can do anything. At least, they think they can.

I wrench open the laundry room door, turning on the light. HyukJae oppa's startled face stares back at me. I try pushing the door open, but something's blocking it. I poke my head around and see DongHae and KyuHyun oppa squashed between the door and the wall. Whoops !

"Okay, what -?" I start, but HyukJae oppa shushes me, putting a finger to his lips and jumping up to close the door.

"Go back to sleep, SooYeonnie, don't need to worry about us," says SungMin oppa cheerfully, trying unsuccessfully to hide the bag of candy behind him. JongWoon oppa playfully flaps his hand at me, chewing frantically on the gummy that's in his mouth. Seriously, these guys must think I'm blind or something.

"Hey, I want in," I suddenly say. Wow. Did I really say that ? Must be JungSu oppa's weird saying. I guess I should be more cheerful when I'm with them. Might as well give it a shot, I suppose. I hope I don't regret this.

The 4 members who aren't currently being squashed behind the door by me stare, open mouthed, frozen with shock.

Then JungSu oppa smiles widely, exhibiting his dimples. He nods, and HyukJae switches off the light behind me, pulls me into the darkness, and closes the door.

A Night With Super Junior [Part 1]

Title: A Night With Super Junior
Part: 1 of 2
Characters: SooYeon (original), SooYeon's mum, LeeTeuk aka JungSu , YeSung aka JongWoon, ShinDong, SungMin, EunHyuk aka HyukJae, DongHae, SiWon, RyeoWook, KyuHyun
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior, no matter how much I want to. I do own SooYeon though. :3 It was originally meant to be a oneshot, but it got too long so it's now going to be a twoshot.
Summary: 9 out of 13 SuJu boys get bored and decide to invade SooYeon's house, for better or for worse.

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It's almost a dream come true for some girls to get close to Super Junior. It's a sure heart-stopper to have your mum as their manager.

So when I open the door and see Park JungSu standing in the doorway, shouldn't I be screaming and fainting?

Nope.

"Hello Teukie oppa!" I say as brightly as I can, opening the door wider. Bad move. Before I can say another word, I get turned into a human pancake against the door while the rest of the infamously dorky Super Junior stampedes into the room.

"SooYeonnnnie!" That has got to be SungMin oppa. As chirpy as always. When he's in public of course. Mum once told me that SungMin oppa could be as quiet out of public as RyeoWook oppa was in public. "Hey, where's SooYeon?"

DongHae oppa carefully peels me off the door. "Found her," he proclaims, smiling his famous smile at me. Bunch of charmers, Super Junior was. Too bad I'm immune to it by now. I thank DongHae oppa, then turn to Teukie oppa.

"JungSu o-" I manage to start before he holds up a hand to stop me.

"Remember what we agreed on, SooYeon?" he asks, wagging a finger at me. I nearly face palm myself. Which self respecting guy would want to be called by his affectionate nickname? Park JungSu, that's who.

"Teukie oppa," I start again, looking pointedly at him and getting a happy nod. "What the heck is going on? Why are you all here?" I scan the smiley faces around the the room and discover with horror that they're all carrying a pillow of some form. Hyuk oppa's simply can't be classified as a pillow. Sodden, dirty lump of cloth would fit better.

"Oh, we decided to come and sleepover," Teukie oppa replies, shrugging. "KiBum, HeeChul, KangIn and HanKyung are all... well, tied up and we, I mean I, thought it would be fun to spend the night here."

"Any reason why?" I ask, sounding a little too skeptical. I better quickly change tactic before they get offended and tell on me. My mum would kill me for being rude to my elders. "I mean, not that I don't want you to be here..."

That's all the confirmation they need.

"Then there's nothing to worry about!" SungMin oppa literally scoops me off my feet and plonks me down on to the sofa. This is not going to plan. I have to stop this before the entire place gets trashed with pieces of exploded me.

"Whoa, hold up," I say. "I mean, hold on please." I smile my sweetest smile at them, edging slowly towards the staircase. "Eomma!" I yell up the stairs, panicking slightly. My reputation as the cool, collected daughter of Super Junior's manager is already getting dented in places. And where are they going to sleep, for Gods' sakes?! Ah phew, there's Mum. She'll fix everything. Tell them to SCAT.

"Hello boys, what are you doing here?" Mum descends the stairs oh, so slowly sometimes. But at least she'll get the job done when she finally touches the floor.

"Samonim!" JongWoon oppa smiles brightly at Mum. Yes, I know, best voice in the group, but a total idiot dork when he's not singing. With or without a camera."Samonim, we were thinking of sleeping over tonight, so you wouldn't have the hassle of calling us and coming over to wake us up tomorrow." Ooh, the guy is smart behind that less-smart reputation. But we'll see about that.

"I'm not too sure about that, JongWoon..." Mum pauses. Yes! Go Eomma! I think triumphantly.

And then.

"But Samonim, we really want to stay. Look, we've even brought all our stuff with us, don't make us take them all back," say SungMin and RyeoWook oppa, pouting.

"And we don't want to burden you by waking you up early in the morning," DongHae oppa adds, smiling.

Umm, staying over would just burden us tonight and tomorrow morning, DongHae oppa. Seriously, this is just getting stupid. Just send them home, Eomma, so I can get some much needed rest. I'm already going to see them tomorrow when I follow you to SM HQ... so puh-lease don't raise my blood pressure any higher than it already is.

"Please samonim!" The others start pleading. I stare at Mum, channeling some psychic thoughts towards her. I need a break... you need a break... there's nowhere for them to sleep... there's nowhere for me to sleep...

"Well, I suppose we could do this just once," Mum says. Damn. Well, I certainly won't be working at the Psychic Hotline anytime soon. "In fact, SooYeon can take care of you, since she's on holiday now. SungMin, DongHae, EunHyuk, KyuHyun, you can sleep in SooYeon's room."

Wait. WHAT?!

"SiWon, LeeTeuk, YeSung, ShinDong, RyeoWook, you can sleep in the spare room."

"Eomma, what about me?" I ask, feeling like the world really and truly has come to an end. How can my own mother kick me out of my room for 4 guys all past their 20s to stay in?! I rack my brains for something bad that I've done recently, but karma doesn't seem to have anything to do with it this time.

"You can sleep with me, SooYeon," Mum says a matter-of-factly. Oh, great. Amazing. I feel so honored. "But for now, please don't bother me, I've got a headache and I'm going to sleep now. SooYeon, don't stay up too late." She ascends the staircase, leaving me and 9 members of the world's biggest boy-band staring at each other.

A triumphant smile creeps on to KyuHyun oppa's face. "We beat you this time, SooYeon," he laughs. "Now you're going to have to take care of us, and I'm going to be sleeping in your room. What a dream come true."

"Yes, you're sleeping in my room, oppa," I agree. "But I'm not in it. So what kind of a sick dream is that?" The others burst out laughing while KyuHyun pouts.

"Even if you're in it, SooYeonnie, it's still a sick dream," remarks SungMin oppa. He settles himself on the couch. "Now, what do you want to do? Do you have any games?"

"No, I live a deprived life as the daughter of your manager," I reply. In actual fact, I have an X-box upstairs in my room, hidden, but I'm not going to mention that. I'm not going to mention my laptop either because I know for a fact that as soon as I mention it, KyuHyun oppa would have Starcraft up and running on it before I can say... well, Starcraft. And hell, do I not want my laptop to be contaminated with that crap.

"Are you kidding me?" DongHae oppa's eyes nearly bulge out of his sockets. "You don't have any electronics in your house at all?! Man, and I thought we were deprived."

"I wonder what that is over there then, DongHae hyung," says KyuHyun oppa, pointing at my cellphone on the coffee table.

"Omo! A phone!" DongHae oppa feigns surprise and pounces on it.

"Hey! That's mine!" I try to snatch it back, but HyukJae and SungMin oppa hold me back. Crap. Please don't got through my pictures please don't go through my pictures please -

"Hey, what's this, SooYeonnie?" DongHae oppa holds up the phone, smirking. Oh no oh no oh no. JongWoon oppa grabs the phone from him and his eyes widen.

"No way!" he exclaims, glaring at me. "How can you have pictures of SHINee in your phone and not us?" He scans through the pictures and looks back up at me. "And DBSK too! What a traitor you are, SooYeonnie." He shakes his head.

"Hey, but I kinda like the one of you and JaeJoong," remarks ShinDong oppa, looking over JongWoon oppa's shoulder. "Oh and the one of you and MinHo. And that one of you and MinHo. And that one too." They all peer up at me with evil grins on their faces.

"You two make a cute couple," remarks KyuHyun oppa with a smirk on his face. "And you're what, two years apart?" He turns to the others. "I sense a scandal brewing!" He waves the phone in front of my face. "Were you texting him before we came? Huh huh huh?"

"Leave her alone guys," SiWon oppa comes to my rescue. Finally. He's probably the most down-to-earth one in the group. When he's not fooling around with DongHae and HyukJae, that is. Or fooling around in general.

"Aishh, this guy..." says JongWoon oppa crossly.

"Hey, there's one of SooYeonnie and KiBum!" DongHae oppa yelps in excitement. "But only KiBummie?" He turns to look at me with a puppy-dog look on his face. "What about the rest of us? Don't you like us, SooYeonnie?"

"Hey, hey, take a picture of me!" HyukJae oppa finally lets go of me to join DongHae oppa on the floor. They start pulling faces for the camera. The others gather around, taking turns to take up the rest of my remaining phone memory. Awesome.

"Sorry about this, SooYeonnie," says SiWon oppa, shaking his head slightly as JongWoon and KyuHyun oppa start fighting over taking pictures with SungMin oppa.

I shake my head in time with his. "It's alright. Saves me from doing nothing, I suppose. I wish the others could've come too, though." Whoa, did I just say that out loud? Although by now it's no secret that KiBum oppa is my favourite. I mean, I do love them all (sometimes), but I've always liked KiBum a little bit more. Maybe because he's a bit quieter. Maybe because he was my favourite since SuJu debuted, before my mum became their manager.

"Yeah, I wish they could have come too." SiWon oppa looks wistful. He turns to me. "You need to loosen up more, SooYeonnie," he remarks.

"Huh?" I say, but before I can say anymore, he lifts me up and over his shoulder without any effort and carries me over to the others. "SiWon oppa, put me down!" I almost scream, struggling (aka throwing a tantrum on his shoulder) against his iron-like grip. What is with the Super Junior members and carrying me around?!

"Whoooo, go SiWon!" the others cheer as SiWon oppa dumps me onto the couch, knocking the wind out of me, only for KyuHyun oppa to plonk himself down next to me and raise the phone in front of my face. "Noooo!" I protest, hiding behind a pillow. I feel like a total idiot.

"Smile for the camera, SooYeonnie!" KyuHyun oppa laughs like a happy little kid high on helium and snatches the pillow away. I try burying my face behind him but he moves away. "Come on, it's just one picture. Look, pretend I'm MinHo if you want to." I'm about to throttle the living daylights out of him when he presses his cheek against mine and snaps a picture, with my face in total shock.

As the others grab the camera from KyuHyun oppa and laugh their heads off at my expression, I bury my head underneath a pillow and scream inwardly.

It's going to be a long night.